Spark joy and giggles with Valentine’s Day jokes for kids. It’s cold out and we’re ready for a little fun. Children love jokes and there are very funny Valentine’s Day jokes for kids. Not only do Valentine’s Day jokes and puns bring laughter, they can also be a fun activity. Teach your kid some of these jokes, have them write the jokes on paper and create their own Valentine’s Day joke cards for friends and family.

Let the laughter commence!  

  1. What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you!
  2. Knock, knock, Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby Valentine’s Day!
  3. What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card? A valen-teeny.
  4. What did the mommy sheep say to her baby sheep? I love ewe!
  5. How do snakes show their affection on Valentine’s Day? With a hug and a hiss.
  6. Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Of course, they are very scent-imental.
  7. What did the calculator say to the pen? You can always count on me.
  8. What did the big brother sheep say to his little sister sheep? You’re not so baaaa-d!
  9. On a hot day, what does one ice cream scoop say to the other? You make me melt.
  10. What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day? Acute triangle. 
Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids
  1. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
  2. Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day? A calendar. 
  3. What kind of flowers should you NOT give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers!
  4. What did Ketchup say to the tomatoes? I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
  5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any chocolates left for me?
  6. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!
  7. What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day? I’m nuts about you.
  8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al be your Valentine if you’ll be mine.
  9. What did one strawberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I love you berry much.
  10. What did the cat say to her best friend on Valentine’s Day? We are purrrfect friends!
Kids Valentines Day Jokes
  1. What did the painter say to his Valentine? I love you with all my art!
  2. What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Somebunny loves you!
  3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cited to be your Valentine.
  4. How did the coin propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a jingle.
  5. What did one bee say to the other? I love bee-ing with you, honey!
  6. What did the train say to his Valentine? I choo-choo-choose you!
  7. How did the orca ask the other to be their Valentine? Whale you be mine?
  8. What did the pickle say to the other on Valentine’s Day? You’re a big dill to me.
  9. What did one cantaloupe write to the other in their Valentine’s card? You’re one in a melon!
  10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bea. Bea who? Bea my Valentine.
Kids Valentines Day Jokes
  1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!
  2. Why did all the other fruit ask the banana to be their Valentine? She was very a-peel-ing.
  3. What do you call an affectionate dog on Valentine’s Day? A Smooch Pooch.
  4. What kind of candy is never on time? Choco-LATE.
  5. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date.
  6. What is Cupid’s favorite card game? Hearts.
  7. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? I’m sweet on you.
  8. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Haywood Haywood who? Haywood you be my Valentine.
  9. What did the light bulb say to his Valentine? I love you watts and watts!
  10. What did one monster say to the other monster? Be my Valen-slime.

Want more Valentine’s Day activities? Here are 12 fun Valentine’s Day ideas for kids to make the day extra special.

After you’ve delighted your child with Valentine’s Day Jokes, treats and cards, switch gears and go out on the town with your love. Book your sitter early using these tips and enjoy a night out! Here’s a look at babysitting rates on Valentine’s Day.

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